Or that alana’s basically worn the same booty shorts everyday for about 2 years?
the turkey swiss on rye incident
I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was
all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer
april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. your mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
ideal couple alert